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Quotes

This is the Quotes page. Any awesome quotes that we come across will be posted here by me (Coskit) or another author. If you have any quotes that you would like us to add, comment in a post with the quote and who said it.

“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” -Carl Sagan

“The most important exclamation in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not “Eureka!” (I found it!) but “That’s funny….”. -Isaac Asimov

Willy Wonka: You’re all quite short, aren’t you?
Violet Beauregarde: Well yeah, we’re children.
Willy Wonka: Well that’s no excuse. I was never as short as you.
Mike Teavee: You were once.
Willy Wonka: Was not. Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.

-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

“Love your enemies.  It makes them mad as heck.”

-P.D East

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself:  everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.”

-Unknown

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”

-Louis Hector Berlioz

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”

“Duct tape is like the force.  It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the world together.”

“If you spam, you DIE!”

-Yours Truly

“I have a foot but no leg.”

-Random guest

“An Exhibitionist
A Serious and Heroic Girl
A Simple-Minded Idiot”
Hiro Mashima, Author of Fairy Tail.

From CW

“A homeless person… a CEO… a baby in Africa… YOU… are human. Be humane. Love thyself. Love each other. We shall conquer.” – Moony

“Are we human, or are we denser?” – The Killers, Human.  I always thought it was ‘dancer’… whoops. 😛

“A writer’s notebook and an artist’s canvas are one and the same… they both paint a beautiful picture.” – Neat Tornado

“Cry. Cry out in hate, cry out in sadness, cry out in joy.” -Moony

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.” – Walt Disney

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Comments»

1. lolkutiepie - September 19, 2010

Woohoo! ;D

2. ★☽кιυι♠тѕυкι♠aηѕaтѕυѕнa☾☆ - September 21, 2010

MAUAHAHAHAHAAH I submitted one and it’s up there :3

3. Maximum Ride - September 22, 2010

“I was watching and being. The thing about watch is, it isn’t the time to work through problems or write sappy poetry. As soon as you do, you’re not paying attention to your surroundings. It’s really kind of Zen, man.”

-Unknown

4. Neat Tornado - September 24, 2010

Here’s one I have about writing…

“A writer’s notebook and an artist’s canvis are one and the same…. they both paint a beautiful picture.

-Neat Tornado(me)

5. Coskit - September 25, 2010

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6. Neat Tornado - September 29, 2010

As Albert Einstein once said,
“Only two things are infinte, the universe and human stupidity, but I’m not so sure about the former.”

7. Radiance - October 18, 2011

I once said “Spamming up a teacher’s educational website is the funnest thing around.”


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